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Joke of the Day

"I get about your body being a temple but... right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun."

"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"

"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."

"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."

"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."

"Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure."

"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""

"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip"

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."