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Joke of the Day
"I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow."
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"A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle"
"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"
"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."
"What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper? A real mess on your hands."
"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"
"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"
"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."
"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."
"i love summer so much *sits around doing nothing*"