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Joke of the Day

"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."

"There are only 3 types of people that I hate. Racists, hypocrites and niggers."

"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."

"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"

"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"

"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"

"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."

"okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?"

"They say, ""If you let something go and it comes back, it's yours"" Then does that mean I own all boomerangs?"

"Reddit, help me finish this joke ""My baby so fine, she ______"""