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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are Blue .. Nothing poetic, they are just facts."
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"i appreciate the song ""the boys are back in town"" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?"
"An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction"
"69% of people find something dirty in every sentence."
"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"
"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to call the media and publicize and one to blame the Democrats on the electric bill."
"I wanted to write a poem about you but I'm having a difficult time finding the words to rhyme with chlamydia infected narcissistic harpy whore."
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
"I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal."
"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."