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Joke of the Day

"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"

"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... Just kidding, she shot me. But hey, the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."

"What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy? The horse knows when I'm grooming him."

"Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes but it's not all it's cracked up to be."

"What's the biggest lie on the internet? ""Thank you for **choosing** Comcast."" Edit: fuck it, let's hear all the biggest lies you people know. Yes, I mean *you people*."

"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"

"What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."

"me: ""okay I might as well just say it..I love you"" girl dinosaur: ""omg u have no idea how long I've waited for u to say that!"" *meteorite*"