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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."

"It's 2016, I don't need to set my clocks back manually I just have my Negro James do it for me."

"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"

"did you get the job? ""i don't know yet"" when will they tell you? interviewer: ""keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"""

"- Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often."

"I play the triangle in a reggae band It's quite easy. I just stand at the back and ting."

"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."

"a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke"

"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."