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Joke of the Day
"My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical."
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"The periodic table has expanded and the additions were rather heavy. There's no more room for any more elephants."
"Helium walks into a bar... The bar man says, ""Hey! We don't serve your kind!"" Helium doesn't react."
"Yuck: I do not recommend Volkswagen's new Meat Lover's Jetta."
"""I'm turning into my dad"" -worst Animorphs ever"
"Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building."
"When a movie says ""Based on a true story."" it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people."
"I want to put a 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose"
"Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry Sorry wrong sub"
"*Goes to bathroom *Reaches down to unzip *Discovers pants have been unzipped for the last 4 hours *Starts wearing underwear"