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Joke of the Day

"I'm a bad person... (NSFW) Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection."

"I guess Jesus turned water into wine... But I'm not too far behind because if I drink enough wine it tastes like water... so I got that going for me"

"Stop telling jokes about Zionism. Israeli offensive."

"4 gay guys walk into a bar... They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, ""why don't we just flip it over?"" (Sorry if its a repost)"

"Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling"

"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."

"If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs... In the end, there can only be Juan."

"Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone"

"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"