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Joke of the Day
"What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty."
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"What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day? Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?"
"It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account."
"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."
"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."
"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !"
"What's an Arab's favorite car? Citroen C4"
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
"Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ..."