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Joke of the Day
"Totally done with the history channel... Nothing but repeats."
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"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."
"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."
"I secretly love men from Scotland... It's my kilty pleasure."
"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."
"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."
"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"
"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"