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Joke of the Day
"Totally done with the history channel... Nothing but repeats."
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"Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. Easy when I have a knife."
"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."
"I bought some pot from a T-Rex ... ... he was a small arms dealer."
"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"
"What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R? A rho-man"
"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."
"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"
"Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is"
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one turns to the other and says: ""It sure is getting hot in here"". To which the second muffin replies: ""Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"""