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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall on the guitar. I said ""maybe""."

"What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?"

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"what's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a stab wound? one is a fat and nasty unbearable gash,..... and the other is a fucking stab wound."

"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."

"Doctor: ""You have a blockage in your small & large intestine"" Barista: ... Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* ""Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."""

"If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July...."

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."