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Joke of the Day

"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."

"My mom drove her car into a tree. She sure found out how a Mercedes bends."

"To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!"

"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"

"Did you hear about the Mexican guy who cheated on his wife? It was really sad and now he only sees his kids on weekends."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"I know I'm in trouble when the voice in my head starts using my middle name"

"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."

"Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? Cuz I would drill that and make a mess"