29723
Joke of the Day
"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."
Next Joke
"I saw a photon go by... ...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave."
"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"
"Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**"
"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"
"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"
"To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon."
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."
"What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground."