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Joke of the Day
"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"
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"To avoid a collision I ran into the other car."
"Having a bit of a lazy day... sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused"
"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"
"I fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds last night. Thanks daylight savings."
"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."
"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"
"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."