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Joke of the Day
"To avoid a collision I ran into the other car."
Next Joke
"Ughh...7 more hours till I can go home. Oh, sorry, my Canadian friends...7 more Kilometers till I can go home. Or is it liters?"
"What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to call to when you're having an orgasm."
"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."
"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"
"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."
"My grandfather had alzheimers..."
"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."
"What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere"
"that awkward feeling. when you are sitting on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and your boss walks in... and your pants are up."