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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
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"What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol"
"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."
"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"Vegans can be so uptight. They should learn to take a yolk."
"There's no woman in the world more beautiful than the one lying next to you...............at that time "
"Plot twist *Where do YOU see ME in 5 years.."
"The Illuminati is the belief that the most powerful ppl on Earth are in a conspiracy to leave giant clues that they're part of a conspiracy."
"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."
"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."