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Joke of the Day

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!"

"What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent? Nun the Wiser"

"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."

"What's the difference between yogurt and America? Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years"

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."

"-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Did you hear the one where the Scotsman gave his son some money? Neither did I."

"What does the bumper sticker say on Caitlyn Jenner's car? My Other Penis is a Vagina"