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Joke of the Day

"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"

"I've got my ion you, baby!"

"Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said ""Neigh"""

"Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing."

"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming."

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a ""b"" in both and an 'n' in neither."

"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."

"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"