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Joke of the Day

"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"

"I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets. They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day."

"People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago."

"What do you call a Rhinoceros mixed with a Rooster? A horny cock."

"The new Linkin Park album"

"Who was the last person to have sex with Marilyn Monroe? Thomas Noguchi"

"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"

"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."

"I know it shouldn't it make me feel bad about myself, but why didn't a priest ever try to molest ME?"

"I call my bedroom the place where the magic happens' because it's where I make my self-respect disappear."