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Joke of the Day

"Watermelons and Catcuses There are two watermelons and two cacti. One cactus says to the other ""Damn look at those melons!"" The Watermelons reply ""Wow they're such pricks."""

"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""

"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."

"Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics? Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here."

"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."

"You know I'm glad there are women in the world... Otherwise life would be a pain in the ass."

"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"

"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."

"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."

"If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting"