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Joke of the Day

"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."

"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"

"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"

"How does James Bond sleep? Around."

"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."

"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."

"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."

"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."

"How do you blow a tranny? Depends on your definition of a tranny"

"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."