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Joke of the Day

"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""

"I got enough money to retire and enjoy life without ever working again.. .. if I die within the next month."

"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"

"When I see a reality show, I can't decide which sucks more. Reality or the show."

"What does Ebola and US police have in common? A high body count of black people"

"My wife asked me what I wanted to eat that's fast and easy? Mmm...Your vagina?"

"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"

"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"

"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."

"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"