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Joke of the Day

"If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting"

"Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: ""Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"""

"Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia."""

"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."

"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."

"Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel."

"Remember to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time."

"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."

"Just saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system."

"We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing."