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Joke of the Day

"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."

"I'm thinking about going to the male pornstar tryouts... ... but I heard there's some stiff competition."

"My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."

"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""

"Why can you trust a musician? Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss."

"What's your best math/science pick up line?"

"Whoa whoa whoa. Stand down, nipples. It's just a little chilly weather, nothing to get excited about."

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"