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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"

"Error: We only accept Word files (.doc or .docx) It is 2014 and we just plain dont know how to open a pdf. it is too hard"

"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."

"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."

"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."

"I've been cutting corners my whole life... But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well."

"What did they change the name of the gay bar in Orlando to? No Pulse"

"TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear"

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."