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Joke of the Day
"A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape"
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"BLOND DOG Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? A: He's been chasing parked cars."
"An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job... No exact details were given to the public, but he was a high wanking officer"
"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."
"My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt. Snoop Doggy style."
"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"
"It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions."
"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."
"Male Birth Control. ....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest."
"Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: ""Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"""