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Joke of the Day
"BLOND DOG Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? A: He's been chasing parked cars."
Next Joke
"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."
""" I am not Acting"" Me: (talking random shit to my friend) Friend: ""Stop acting stupid"" Me: "" I am not Acting"""
"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"
"Why was the hobo sad? Because he was in a great depression."
"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."
"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"
"How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!"
"My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door."