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Joke of the Day

"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."

"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"

"What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth"

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Personality."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?"

"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."

"Me and my girlfriend had a suicide pact. One of us got cold feet."

"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."

"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"

"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."