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Joke of the Day
"Male Birth Control. ....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest."
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"I am kinda scared of 2015 because 2+0+1+5=8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."
"How stupid of the elevator manufacturers they have buttons for the floor I am already on *I will show myself out now"
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""
"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."
"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."
"Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends."
"Sally Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"Why is glue white? If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work."
"My wife freaks out if any of my sperm gets on her face or hair or sister."