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Joke of the Day
"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"
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"I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward"
"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and try using some lube!"
"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."
"You know who the most popular guy at a nudist colony is? The one who can walk with 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because now I know and I am horrified."
"What's the difference between a cheap hooker and an expensive one? You'll get crabs from the cheap one, and lobsters from the other. Heard this years ago, hope this ain't a repost. Cheers"
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"