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Joke of the Day

"An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job... No exact details were given to the public, but he was a high wanking officer"

"It's true that blacks can be racist too! But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it."

"Why are there no cats in Germany? Because they have nein lives."

"God: write this down Moses [grabs tablet]: shoot God: thou shalt have no- Moses: slow down, pal. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? ...Dr. Dre"

"Have you heard the one about the ignorant proctologist? He didn't know shit."

"What did the ghost say when he looked in the beehive? Boo-bees!"

"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the other side."

"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"