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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"

"Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison."

"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."

"What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly."

"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"

"[On stage at comedy club] ""Doritos: 11 chips per serving"" *audience erupts in laughter* ""Oreos: 3 cookies per serving"" *audience loses it*"

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'Cause they are freaking good at it"

"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair...and a table"

"What do you call a cow's mate? Its significant *udder*."