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Joke of the Day

"Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: ""Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"""

"Did you hear about the Doctor who fell down the well? He was taking a break at work and leaned too far over a well and fell right in! Guess he should have tended to the sick and left the well alone."

"My girlfriend called me a peadophile the other day I said 'that's a big word for a 6 year old'"

"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."

"What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"

"Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!"

"Rocks think evolution is bullshit."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut."