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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt. Snoop Doggy style."

"Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma."

"A mother borrows her gay son's phone She needed to get in touch with her husband, so she clicked the contact titled ""Daddy bear"" in her son's phone. It was not her husband who answered."

"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."

"If there's one thing that Twitter has taught me its that all the weird kids in school eventually find each other."

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"

"A Newfie, a Quebecois, and a Native walk into a bar in Calgary. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out!"""

"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."

"Why are fruit rapists seldom found alone? They come in pears"