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Joke of the Day
"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."
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"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."
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"What's the difference... ...between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""
"When people ask me for advice, I tell them, ""Use your best judgment,"" which they clearly don't have if they are asking me for advice."
"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"