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Joke of the Day
"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."
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"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."
"What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."
"*phone rings* ""Yeh hi who's this? Sure he's here hold on.. Drastic Measures! Call for u."" ""Who is it?"" ""Drastic Times"" *crowd goes wild*"
"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."
"Some asshole stole my mood ring. I'm not really sure how I feel about it."
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"How do you know a black man has been on your computer. It's not there."
"Protip: Never take your wife with you to your annual checkup. She will tell the doctor way too much about you."