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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference... ...between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
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"What happens when you put 6 city workers and 6 lesbians in a room together? You get a dozen people who don't do dick"
"[NSFW] The worst part about kissing my wife after a blowjob... Is wondering if she can taste the other guy's dick."
"What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets."
"So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy... He looks over to me and says ""Sank you!"" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that."
"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"
"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"
"Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped. Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me"
"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."
"Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister."