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Joke of the Day
"what do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy"
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"There was a Spanish magician... And he was performing for a crowd. He told the crowd that he would dissapear into thin air. So he counted: UNO! DOS! And he dissapeared without a tres."
"Before I had a kid I thought, god, I wish I could say ""please put your shoes on"" 17,000 times every morning. My dreams have come true."
"If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table."
"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."
"How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno. Ask the kids."
"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"
"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""
"If you're a guy who owns pantyhose, you're either a thief or sexually questionable. Either way, I don't trust you behind my back."
"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"