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Joke of the Day

"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."

"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."

"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"

"Why are piggy banks actually pigs? To keep Jews away from your money."

"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."

"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision"

"Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger? [deleted]"

"My Diaper Genie grants wishes, as long as you wish for a 40 pound bag of baby shit every week."

"Knock, knock, it's the police open the door. -Can you wait, I'm taking a shit! -We know, the telephone booth is see through"

"Hey girl, you smell like you're going to give me the wrong number."