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Joke of the Day

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""

"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"

"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"

"Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read."

"[first day as a coroner] me: he died at 11:42AM detective: are you positive me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there"

"Girl at engineering school: I'm like the single-most clumsy person [5 male engineering students emerge from bushes] ""Did you say single?"""

"""wat can i say.. im a people person"" said the man who was MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"

"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."

"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"