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Joke of the Day

"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"

"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."

"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."

"I have decided to write all of my jokes in capitals from now on... This one was written in Tokyo."

"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."

"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."

"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot."

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?"

"Weird how people always die in groups of 3's... or 5's or 78's or however you group them cause there's lots of people & we all die."