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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."
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"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"
"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"
"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."
"What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book"
"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"
"What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode."
"My dentist... has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his office table)"
"My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?"
"WIFE: [crying] guess what my sister just told me ME: she's a liar WIFE: are you saying her dog didn't die? ME: [wiping sweat] I love you"