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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."

"An egg with 28 followers says I'm not funny. So if you need me, I'll just be in the kitchen making an omelette."

"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."

"Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds."

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter ""D"" !"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder"

"Want to hear a joke? Ok How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"Two psychics pass each other in the street.. One says to the other: ""You're doing fine. How am I?"""