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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book"

"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"

"What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !"

"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"

"University.... Close to being unemployed but with your parents still being proud of you"

"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."

"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."

"my boss is asking how I'm feeling today how do I explain that I've done about 20 grams of animal tranquilizer within 5 days"

"Today I was asked, ""What is something you prefer from a sexual partner, but could go without?"" ""Consent"""

"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"