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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"
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"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."
"Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!"