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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"
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"what's the worst thing about being a black Jew? you gotta sit at the back of the oven"
"What does a baby smell like in a microwave? Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off."
"What do you get when you have sex with a truck stop hooker? Gator-aids."
"Hey Pringles, it's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed."
"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"
"This girl just said, ""You know that feeling you get when you really really like someone?"" and I was all like, ""Nope."" and walked away."
"I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT"
"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"
"How does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder"