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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode."
Next Joke
"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."
"My daughter said, ""You're the best mommy ever!"" I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age."
"What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time? Gang rape."
"Why was the little shoe sad? [His father is a loafer.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_OBPxJgjY) I'm here all night"
"50,000 battered women a year... And I still eat mine plain!"
"Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except for one... He's never going to give you Up"
"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."
"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"
"Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone."