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Joke of the Day

"My dentist... has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his office table)"

"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"

"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"

"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("

"What do you call a jewish eskimo? A kike!"

"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."

"Why couldn't the computer play golf?... ...Because it had the wrong Driver"

"Optimism? Sure, it's worth a try. I don't see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever."

"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"

"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."