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Joke of the Day
"Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really pissed off his daughters could be monkeys."
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"Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day."
"The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass."
"My wife is paralysed from the waist down Insensitive cunt."
"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."
"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"
"Long jokes... are never well received by members of the Wang clan."
"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."