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Joke of the Day

"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."

"Never treat a woman like an object. It hates that."

"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."

"Obligatory Light Bulb Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb? No, but I know where you can look it up!"

"Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring? The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D"

"The Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would be a winner. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""

"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"

"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."