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Joke of the Day

"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."

"What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market? Good morning, ladies!"

"[mall] Wife: Wait here. Me: Okay. Wife: Hold my purse. Me: Yes, ma'am. *looks in purse* *waves at testicles* Me: *sigh* I miss you guys!"

"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"

"Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen."

"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate"

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."

"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"

"What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder? Killer Whale."

"I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."