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Joke of the Day

"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."

"Some family is never more than just blood."

"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"

"[FIRST DATE] Me, opening mouth seductively: ""And this is where I burned my tongue on pizza, and this is where I burned my tongue on fries, a"

"Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon? Because he might peek at chu."

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"

"Why did the retired police officer decide to become a DJ? So he could still get to say ""Put your hands in the air."""

"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"