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Joke of the Day
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
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"What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam."
"*thinks happy thoughts* *throws pixie dust in your eyes* *flies off with all your money*"
"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"
"I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ..."
"If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck."
"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"
"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""
"My calling in life went straight to voicemail."
"I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance"