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Joke of the Day
"Long jokes... are never well received by members of the Wang clan."
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"How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?"
"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."
"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."
"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."
"If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say ""like"""
"Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning."
"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"
"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"
"I can never remember, is it ""break a leg"" or ""choke and die""? My niece looked pretty upset."